Guys. I just got back from seeing Captain America: The First Avenger last night. It was great—fabulous. Go see it, and go see it now. I know you’ll enjoy it. (You should, anyway. It’s like my favorite movie in the world.)
Because—well, we might as well get straight to the point here. I am hopelessly, piteously, rapturously and pathetically in love with Captain America.
Those of you who might not know me as well as others are saying, “What? But he’s fake.”
Those of you who do know me well are saying, “What? Again?” (Perhaps you know me a little too well, eh?)